The elves were so tired they could barely lift their heads. came home to find Mrs. Claus had made new quilts for their beds.
The Quilt
It is getting the time of year for traditions and holidays, so here is where eejit traditions will be shared.
Friday, December 23, 2011
Poor Little Elves
Poor little elves are working hard and there mittens are full of holes,
Please help them
Elf Mittens
Please help them
Elf Mittens
Thursday, December 22, 2011
Welcome to Elfette Secrets the North Pole Division of Victoria Secrets
The poor little elves lassie knickers are down to nothing but shreds
And with everything so busy they have no time to shop
Elfette Knickers
And with everything so busy they have no time to shop
Elfette Knickers
Wednesday, December 21, 2011
Elf Uggs
Even Elf's have to be fashionable so when walking through the snow UGGS do the trick.
Elf Uggs
Elf Uggs
The Elf Cape
The Little girl elves are trying to dress up as the holiday approaches, but Mrs Claus is having a hard time getting them all done so she send you an SOS for help.
The Elf Cape
The Elf Cape
Elf Ear Warmer
Poor little elves are working long hours so please help them keep warm.
Elf Ear Warmer
Elf Ear Warmer
Sunday, December 18, 2011
To keep them warm
The elves are cold and tired so here is a sweater to keep them warm:
Elf Sweater
Elf Sweater
Saturday, December 17, 2011
Project Bag
When the elves get a break they have Christmas pressies to make as well.
Elves Project Bag
Elves Project Bag
Thursday, December 15, 2011
Elves Laundry
The elves are working very hard
No freetime to be had
But now they have no clean clothes
and this is very bad.
The Elves Laundry
No freetime to be had
But now they have no clean clothes
and this is very bad.
The Elves Laundry
Wednesday, December 14, 2011
Wee Little Girl Elf hat
The little girl elves heads get cold
Girl Elf Hats
Girl Elf Hats
Tuesday, December 13, 2011
Sunday, December 11, 2011
The Elves Apron
The elves are very busy and festive too.
Mrs Claus made them special work aprons,
but needs help from you
The Elves Apron
Mrs Claus made them special work aprons,
but needs help from you
The Elves Apron
Saturday, December 10, 2011
SOS (save our short)
The laundry elf has got the flu and the place is in disarray
If you could help an elf and make a pair today
SOS
If you could help an elf and make a pair today
SOS
Friday, December 9, 2011
Thursday, December 8, 2011
Keep the reindeers warm
It's cold at the North Pole.
Keep the reindeer warm
Keep the reindeer warm
Wednesday, December 7, 2011
The Ballerina Kitten
The Ballerina Kitten lost her mitten and what is she to do
For on the mitten was the poor little kittens ballerina tutu
Ballerina Kitten
For on the mitten was the poor little kittens ballerina tutu
Ballerina Kitten
Clean up in snowpile 8
The reindeer loved you treat and left some for you
So use your shovel and your bag and clean up reindeer poo
Clean Up
So use your shovel and your bag and clean up reindeer poo
Clean Up
The Ballerina Princess Stocking
Do you have a beautiful swan in your family,
Then here is the stocking for them
.
The Ballerina Princess
Then here is the stocking for them
.
The Ballerina Princess
Tuesday, December 6, 2011
Santa's Helpers
Santa has many helpers but please don't fear.
Here is a bag of treats for Santa's reindeer.
Santa's Helpers
Here is a bag of treats for Santa's reindeer.
Santa's Helpers
Sleepy Elves
Mrs Christmas is very worried about the little elves
They are very busy too busy to go to bed
So she made them little pillows
To rest each little head
Elf pillow
They are very busy too busy to go to bed
So she made them little pillows
To rest each little head
Elf pillow
Sunday, December 4, 2011
On the 6th day of December
Christmas Crackers are a tradition that I adore, they are filled with silly things
like paper crowns, plastic rings and just totally useless fun things.
Now I fill them with little cars for my boys and tiny dolls for my girls,
maybe a charm for a bracelet for my older girls, but no matter what you put in them there is a joy in giving
them. These are for the elves and because it is to mark the 6th of December there
are 6.
Six Christmas Crackers
like paper crowns, plastic rings and just totally useless fun things.
Now I fill them with little cars for my boys and tiny dolls for my girls,
maybe a charm for a bracelet for my older girls, but no matter what you put in them there is a joy in giving
them. These are for the elves and because it is to mark the 6th of December there
are 6.
Six Christmas Crackers
Saturday, December 3, 2011
The Elves Need to rest
The elves are working very hard.
You know they do their best
But even the strongest elf
Really needs to rest
So Mrs Claus has been busy
Making cookies when they begin to lag
And because she loves them very much
She made the each a sleeping bag.
The Elves Sleeping Bag
You know they do their best
But even the strongest elf
Really needs to rest
So Mrs Claus has been busy
Making cookies when they begin to lag
And because she loves them very much
She made the each a sleeping bag.
The Elves Sleeping Bag
Friday, December 2, 2011
The Elves are Cold
The North Pole is a very cold place.
Even more so when your ears are too big for your face
Since there is nothing that can be done about that
Perhaps you could knit us little Elf hats.
The Elf Toque
Even more so when your ears are too big for your face
Since there is nothing that can be done about that
Perhaps you could knit us little Elf hats.
The Elf Toque
Thursday, December 1, 2011
Where is the Elf?
Santa is looking for his elf, but all he can find is his sock,
oh that poor elf is going to have a cold foot.
Where is the elf?
oh that poor elf is going to have a cold foot.
Where is the elf?
Who's holding the bag?
Who's holding the bag, oh we shall see,
Do you think perhaps a pressies for me
I have tried to be good as I have been told
That being naughty unleashes bags of coal.
Whose holding the bag>
Do you think perhaps a pressies for me
I have tried to be good as I have been told
That being naughty unleashes bags of coal.
Whose holding the bag>
On the first day of December
On the first day of December the ebil one gave to me the first ornament for my Christmas tree
First Ornament
First Ornament
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